Tag Archives: marisa miller

Open Letter to Bud Selig: The Nameless Champions and On Stealing Marisa Miller from the NFL

Dear Bud Selig,

Before I get started with my rant… would you please send Joe Girardi a birthday card from me?  Or better yet, some birthday brownies?  I wanted to do it myself but no one would give me his address.  Can’t think why.  It’s not like I would stalk him or anything.  Probably.

girardi.jpg
happy birthday.jpg

Anyway.  I’m writing to tell you that I am kind of excited for my Giants, but I have a problem with this whole thing: when they got into the postseason, they were the NL West Champions and if they get to the World Series, they’ll be the NL Champions, but what are they now?  Co-champions of the NLDS?  Contenders for the NLCS?  There doesn’t seem to be a good name for them.  I mean, we could just call them the Holders of the Title that Diamond Girl Created but that’s kind of a little long.  How ’bout HTDGC?  ::cue stunned silence::  Forget it.  But I do need some name ideas and since you surely have brilliant minds at your disposal, why not come up with some? 

Seriously, any name ideas, darling people?  If not, we could steal Marissa Miller from the NFL and see if she has any bright ideas.  The moon is blue, once in a while.

miller2.jpg

Sincerely yours with x’s and o’s,

Diamond Girl

About these ads

2 Comments

Filed under Dailies