Okay, it’s the annual anti-predictions post! (I’ve never actually done it before, but I did make Hank Schulman do it last year. So it’s annual starting now.) Anti-predictions, in case you’re unfamiliar, are the who-will-finish-in-last-place predictions, aka the which-GM-is-spending-the-offseason-not-on-vacay-in-the-Bahamas predictions. Without further ado…
AL East – Boston Red Sox
AL Central – Kansas City Royals
AL West – Anaheim Angels (you heard me right, dead last)
NL East – Miami Marlins
NL Central – Chicago Cubs (sorry, Theo, but you predicted the lean years yourself)
NL West – San Diego Padres
I don’t have any magic anti-prediction formula, although looking over these, I do realize a number of these teams finished second to last this past season. So I’m mostly just here to crush their fans dreams of a brighter future. It’s all downhill from here, you know, and all that.
What are your anti-predictions, people? If you leave them in the comments I will give you absolutely nothing, but you should do it all the same.