Happy Birthday to Yu Darvish (Who Is the Best)! In groundbreaking news, he cut and darkened the color of his hair last week and then promptly pitched a fantastic game against Detroit on Sunday. I don’t know if he’s taken advantage of my convenient guide to Dallas yet, but if not, now would be a good moment.
New hair, guys! Maybe not as groundbreaking as Miley Cyrus meets little-kid-with-scissors-in-hand but still pretty exciting, if you ask me.
We love you, Yu. We have also heard rumors that you speak perfectly good English and are just pulling all of our legs by using a translator. In which case we think you should stop that, pronto. Still, we love Yu. You. You know.