Why does Hunter Pence inspire acrostics? Good question. I’ll let you know if/when I find out.
How can you predict baseball?
U are just resigning yourself to
Never getting a good deal at the
Trade Deadline, leastways not
Eugenio Velez (irrelevant line, keep moving, guys.)
Right now, in 2012.
People have short
Evaluation windows and
No one was absolutely thrilled with Hunter Pence’s
Clutch hitting to start off his career with
Emily’s Giants (because they are Emily’s Giants, aren’t they?)
I know I wasn’t and
Some random person on Twitter wasn’t, so…
We were all feel kind of downerish about this.
Everyone hates the Dodgers and we needed
Someone to be that difference-maker
Other than Buster Posey, ‘cause he goes without saying
My personal opinion was that Pence was doing fine but
Everyone knows fine is not the same as
The Giants were having a seriously up-and-down game today when
Everyone’s (new) favorite Hunter Pence drove home the point that the
Rockies are toast. (Which means Dan O’Dowd is still welcome for toast and tea at my place.)
A homer! The first in his Giants career!
Let’s all chill out and do yoga or whatever.
Let’s also acknowledge the undeniable fantasticness of Hunter Pence, even aside from that neat little homer.