Jedi work slowly and at night and stuff. They don’t make flashy moves, but they make the best ones all the same. Jedi don’t trade for Zack Greinke, ‘cause seriously, that’s too mainstream and jedi are kind of undercover hipsters. They don’t do mainstream. Wow, this is starting to sound like I’m convincing myself. Which is stupid, because I’m not worried, not worried at all. I have complete faith in JD and Sabes. Complete. They will work slowly and at night and stuff. Right? Right?
Also, Melky did not dope. I mean, none of us thought he did but then we briefly did, for the two seconds when we read the beginning of that tweet, and then we saw he didn’t. Complicated, I know.
Also, Beat LA.
Must go now. There madeleines to be made. I, um, bake when I’m nervous.