The Scariest Roller Coaster in the World. Which, according to YouTube is this one, right here.
I think it’s this one, right here.
p.s. Seriously, this blog post is short because I am celebrating a birthday over here, the birthday of the Adorable Little Brother. Admittedly, the only reason I remember his birthday is that it’s the day before Barry Zito’s but I feel bad about that, so I’m trying to be nice to him right now. Catch y’all later. (Just kidding, people. Don’t go calling the Evil Sister Exterminating Squad just yet. My brother plays guitar better than Barry Zito and pitches better than him in 96% of his Giants career, too. I think I’ll keep the little guy.)