Sometimes, when I am especially sleepy, I get tempted to turn this blog into a GIF bonanza. Baseball-themed GIF bonanza, that is. Hey, it could totally work!
The Winter Meetings start tomorrow!
I am sleepy.
Me to Pablo Sandoval:
In this one I am Princess Leia and the Giants are Han Solo.
What I want to say when Brian Sabean is all, “We’re still interested in Carlos Beltran!” (In Lord of the Rings lingo this is: Sit down, Legolas. In Jon Daniels lingo this is: siddown already!)
This is has been a great offseason for the Giants!
And they are perfect with Brandon Crawford starting at shortstop next year.
Ryan Braun, you want to come to San Fran, right? And San Fran, you want Ryan and his million year contract, right?
Do your eyes hurt yet? Yes? Okay, maybe the GIF bonanza wasn’t that good an idea after all. I will need to meditate on this. But first, I need a pig here. Definitely.
p.s. My meditation today has been more like, “WINTERMEETINGSWINTERMEETINGSWINTERMEETINGS” actually. Because I am stoked, baby. Beyond stoked.