…until the Brewers finish paying Ryan Braun in 2030. Or sometime close to that. (Original loving u, Ryan Braun, story is here, in case you missed it.)
I think I would have gotten a manicure if I had known how many times I would repeat this picture.
p.s. Oh, yeah. Congratulations to Ryan on his fabulous, awesome, wonderful MVP victory. I am happy Pooh Be—that is, Diamond Girl today.