Verlander wins the Cy Young award unanimously!
Er, that is (bring in the friendly photo, pronto, please and thank you):
Ah, there we go!
No, seriously. I’m happy for him. Way happy for him. Grinning-from-ear-to-ear-because-it-couldn’t-happen-to-a-better-guy-happy. Congratulations, Justin. You make me proud to have Detroit pride (oxymoron? Maybe.). And yeah, you’re kind of awesome yourself.
Keep it up, kiddo.