Please note: I am not usually (exactly) this bi-polar. Not usually.
At the end of the first half inning- Rangers 1, Cardinals coming up
This game is going to be so good! Super stoked! Yay!
At the end of the first inning- Rangers 1, Cardinals 2
One of those games, huh? Okay, whatever. The Rangers can do that better than the Cards.
At the middle of the second inning- Rangers 2, Cardinals 2
See? What did I say above? Texas can totally do this.
At the end of the second inning- Rangers 2, Cardinals 2
*whistles happily to self*
At the middle of the third inning- Rangers 2, Cardinals 2
somebodyscoresomebodyscoresomebodyscore
At the end of the third inning- Rangers 2, Cardinals 2
nobodyscorenobodyscorenobodyscore
At the middle of the fourth inning- Rangers 3, Cardinals 2
They heard me! Somebody scored!
At the end of the fourth inning- Rangers 3, Cardinals 2
No, you weren’t supposed to score too.
At the middle of the fifth inning- Rangers 4, Cardinals 3
I think baseball should be re-named ping-pong.
At the end of the fifth inning- Rangers 4, Cardinals 3
Or not. No more ping-pong for us.
At the middle of the sixth inning- Rangers 4, Cardinals 3
What’s that, a zero on the board? *displays googley eyes*
At the end of the sixth inning- Rangers 4, Cardinals 4
Okay, I was completely expecting that.
At the middle of the seventh inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 4
Three runs and caprese pasta for dinner. Mmmmmm.
At the end of the seventh inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 4
No runs. Salad with avocado. Even bigger mmmmmmmm.
At the middle of the eighth inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 4
So what’s for dessert? And what should I tweet when this is over?
At the end of the eighth inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 5
Should I just tweet or post on Facebook, too?
At the middle of the ninth inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 5
I am not a nail-biter, but now I am getting genuinely goosebumpy. They’re about to… you know…
At the end of the ninth inning- Rangers 7, Cardinals 7
(This is where Diamond Girl died)
At the middle of the tenth inning- Rangers 9, Cardinals 7
(and this is where she was shockingly resurrected)
At the end of the tenth inning- Rangers 9, Cardinals 9
(and then died again)
At the middle of the eleventh- Rangers 9, Cardinals 9
(and then decided, screw it, she was eating her pumpkin pie, this isn’t ending any time soon)
At the end of the eleventh inning- Final score, Rangers 9, Cardinals 10
And then it ended. I scraped the last bits of pumpkin pie crust off my plate, stuck said plate in the sink and stared at the TV screen, with a mingling of shock, heartbrokenness and insane desire for Game 7 to start already. Seriously, how much hours until the 5:00? (Which is when the Rangers will… you know…)
Diamond Girl
