*The Giants are only 2.5 games back.
*Only one player went on the DL today. The honor went to Eli Whiteside.
*Only one player got hurt today. That would be Pablo Sandoval.
*No, seriously. The Giants are only 2.5 games back.
*Lincecum pitched a seriously awesome game last night.
*Belt is all rested for, um, tomorrow! Or the next day. Or whatever.
*Really! I mean it! The Giants are only 2.5 games back.
*Beltran might be doing better.
*Wilson might- might, might- be doing better.
*You don’t believe me? The Giants are actually only 2.5 games back.
*While our starter for tomorrow may be 7-11 on the year, theirs is 1-7.
*6-0 looks prettier than 6-2 or something. If they’re going to lose, shutouts do look rather nice.
*Cold hard proof about aforementioned fact!
There is always a bright side, my friends. With scoops of chocolate fudge ice cream in waffle cones. And wins. Lots of wins. Okay. I am officially going insane here. Lots of wins is not exactly on the horizon. But that is what we pay Sabes the big bucks for and there is definitely, uh, talent here, so wins are potentially, kinda-sorta, possibly possible!
Good night, world.