Someone please tell me that I’ll look back on these days and laugh. Thanks. I appreciate that.
I mean, in a terrible way, I expected at some point people would start walking off against the Giants because, seriously, what goes around comes around! (I did not just sing that loudly and out of key, in case you were wondering.)
Though in no terrible way did I expect the team to become maimed, smashed and twisted into strange shapes. To this extent, at least. This is just weird.
So here’s how I’m thinking about it:
The darkest point in the battle is right before Gandalf shows up and saves the day, right at dawn.
And at that point I will get a bumper sticker with this message:
Or maybe this one: