May I just say that while I am remarkably bad at bowling, I am wicked good at air hockey? My defense can be shakey, but my offense is something to behold. Still, I think I am a lost cause at bowling. The only reason I go once in a blue moon is so that I can do a dramatic “strrriiiikkkeee” when someone (not me, obviously) gets a strike.
So today’s game was a practice run for the royal wedding I guess (Which I: Am. Not. Watching.) because otherwise starting at 9:35am is inexplicable and warrants a phone call to Bud himself. I hate baseball games in the morning. Yes, I know that it was 12:35 in Pittsburgh. Maybe this is payback from the East Coasters for making them stay up so late. This is a theory I’m going to have to contemplate.
Anyway. Vogelsong surprised me with a strong outing and I was really happy for him, even if I would have preferred to see our wacky lefty. The offense looked like me at that time of day. Functional, but not exactly raring to go.
What really struck me today, though, is how little we know this team. No one has fallen into their spot, exactly, yet. That’s partially because of the injuries and partly just because it’s early. And somehow I think Giants fans- or maybe just me- are still riding the adrenaline of last November because there was never exactly closure. Do you know what I mean? It’s slightly surreal and it feels like all this year has been about last year, though the ceremonies have ended. I think we’re subconsciously grappling with the idea of a new season, nearly a month in. What part will Vogelsong play? Can Aaron Rowand survive months and months and stay warm, if not hot? Was Torres really a fluke? Was Tejada a bust? DeRosa? How will last year’s late pick-ups fare? We really know very little.
But we’re getting there. The team is back at .500 and we’ve had strong replacements for all the injured players. We’re cutting through the roadtrip and the Nationals are at 10-12 and have lost two in a row (now where’s Bryce Harper?!). This is:
And I don’t know a whole lot (read: nothing) about football, but from what I’m reading the Niners would have been smart to take me on as their GM.