Diamond Girl’s Plan of Attack for the A’s New Stadium

So how was everyone’s holiday weekend?  Mine was nice, aside from an unpleasant reminder that it isn’t exactly baseball season yet.  My little brother had a baseball tournament and after being rained (and snowed.  Snow around Fremont.  So weird.) out the first day we went down the second day in 40 degree weather at the hottest point.  Only for me to open up my purse and take out one black glove and one black sock.  Giant oops.  My hand nearly froze off until someone finally lent me a full pair.  These tournaments also schedule 10 year olds starting their games at 9PM.  Which is weird, seeing as the games then go til 11.  Can we say way past bedtime right about now?

In MLB news this weekend has brought Brian Wilson conspiracy theories (aka, TMZ says he was partying with Charlie Sheen), A-Rod-might-be-an-okay -guy-after-all theories, Jon-Daniels- would-love-to-walk-in-and-hug-everybody-every-day-but-that’s-not-critical-to-winning-and-other-strange-assorted-quotes-from-Rangers-and-Michael-Young.   And a what-the-heck-is-interesting-cardio, Brian Wilson?  You know. Stuff like that.

But the (arguably) biggest news is that me and my better half (The Older Sister) came up with a brilliant plan.  So you know how the A’s are trying to move to a new city?  Las Vegas had been thrown around, as has San Jose, but the Giants continue to block that.  However.  Since I can convince Brian Sabean to do almost anything (voodoo dolls and all that), I started thinking, They should move to Berkeley!  And the reason Berkeley is better than any other city?  Well, a. Diamond Girl lives here.  And b. We have a location and a neighborhood that way needs some, ahem, re-hab.  People’s Park.  Telegraph Ave.  We could call them the Berkeley Batty Bats.  Or the Everlasting Gobstopping Sea Lions.  Or something.  I’m not really great with names.  None of the players would have to move because it’s so near to Oakland but maybe Berkeley would be a better city for a baseball team…?  Huh.  If you put it that way, Oakland seems like a fine home.  Berkeley can’t even re-pave a block of a street.  Billy Beane would have to become mayor and re-vamp the whole city.  This plan is getting real complicated.  I think I actually just vote for Vegas.

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  1. seedboy

    DG

    Long before you were born, the University built (or allowed the City to build) basketball courts and sand volleyball courts in Peoples’ Park. The usual suspects — radicals, homeless advocates, anarchists — descended on the area to protest the notion that anything (such as, park stuff) would be built on Peoples’ Park. I’ll never forget, the Univ Police thought it would be an excellent idea to disperse the large crowd, many members of which then ran down to Telegraph and started breaking windows, etc. The Courts were built. The basketball courts are still in use. The opponents kept on putting nails and broken glass in the sand volleyball courts, not sure if they are still there.

    There is a beautiful baseball field on the Univ campus. You should go sometime. The Univ is dropping baseball after this season so it will be available. Sadly, there is not enough room around that field to seat 40,000 fans.

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