My eyes are crossing.
My Twitter feed is exploding with tweets about people who I’ve really, totally never heard of and their arbitration deals. I mean, why did nobody warn me that today is The Ultimate Arbitration Day? A little warning would have softened the blow and I would have done a cucumber treatment on my eyes last night in preparation for the exploding Twitter feed thing.
I had a dream last night that the Rangers re-signed Bengie Molina and it made me wonder if there’s any news on him. Google News search ensues. No news. In the dream I was also stumbling across the field at AT&T Park, which was made out of that bizarre springy material they have on playgrounds, in these nightmarishly high shoes. Yeah. Bengie being re-signed was the only nice part of the dream.
So what’s the weirdest baseball dream you’ve ever had? As you probably know, I dream a good deal about baseball. Especially in the offseason. Do share, beautiful people. And sweet dreams to all.