This just in: the Giants are going to have their own reality show next season. Reality show. Diamond Girl is mildly disgusted but also mildly intrigued. I do have a few questions:
Who’s going to rock the Snooki hair-do? Barry? Or Timmy, since he’s half-way there already?
Is it going to have an alliterative name like, “Geeping up with the Giant-ashians”? Or they could name it the Real Ballplayers of San Francisco (as opposed to, you know, the fake ballplayers. And the fake housewives, for that matter). Will there be the quintessential meltdowns there always are on contest shows? If so, my money is on J-Sanch as the perfect candidate. Will there be fights between the neat freaks who want the clubhouse clean and the guys who couldn’t care less? Will the cameras be let into closed door meetings with Brian Sabean? Because that may be the only thing that will incite me to watch.
J-Sanch next season…?
I’m going to have to get on YouTube or Hulu and watch some Hard Knocks to get a sense of what this is all about. Somehow I don’t know if the “poof” would fit underneath a football helmet, so I doubt they included that mandatory aspect of reality TV.
p.s. Rangers? If you’re out there reading this, I respectfully suggest that you extend JD’s contract. Pronto. I think it’s a very important thing y’all need should deal with sooner rather than later. But that’s just me.